Thursday, 27 February 2014

Year 2011... How I'll remember it...

Old one, but just thought of moving it here:

Finally.. it ends... 2011
Just like other years, it passed... List of few Cele(BRAT)ies and affairs that made this year count...
  • The real-life Rajnikant :- Anna Hazare
  • The real-life Bahu (Soap Serial) :- Baba Ramdev :’( :’( :’(
  • The real-life Tusshar Kapoor (Golmaal) :- Manmohan Singh
  • The real-life James Bond :- M S Dhoni
  •  “Main Samay Hun”… Forever :- Sachin Tendulkar
  • The Spartan :- Yuvraj Singh
  • Wanna be Rakhi Sawant :- Veena Malik
  • The Rajnikant Effect :- Why this Kolaveri D?
  • Phir se ud chala Nadaan Parinda – Ranbir Kapoor
  • Pol Khol – Wikileaks
  • Maa ki Ankh – Bigg Boss
  • Slap! Slap! Slap! :-  Sharad Pawar
  • The one with a Midas Touch :- Salman Khan
  • Most favorite actress :- Sunny Leone
  • Who’s Who :- Aishwarya’s Daughter
  • Most humorous Character :- Laalu Prasad Yadav
  • Main Aisa Kyun hun? :- Lokpal Bill
  • State katega, sab mae batega :- Mayawati’s UP
  • The monk who found X :-   Maharaj of the Ramkrishna Mission Vivekananda University
  • Cheeni Kam :- N D Tiwari
  • Best Actor in negative role :- Kapil Sibal
  • The one who thinks Novel = Sex + Masala :- Chetan Bhagat
  • Chikni Sheila :- Katrina Kaif
  • RSS Secret Agent :- Digvijay Singh
  • Harman Baweja :- Google Plus
  • My name is Raone and I am Shit :- Shahrukh Khan
  • Deserves Appreciation :- Vidya Balan
  • The Man who broke God’s Record :- Virender Sehwag
  • The old blabbering machine :- Greg Chapell
  • Tasting his own medicine :- Ricky ponting
  • Best Porn Site :- http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/
  • Khul ja sim sim :- Sree Padmanabha Swamy temple
  • Run D K Bose (D K) :- Delhi Belly
  • Job well done :- Steve Jobs
  • Lollypop :- Aakash Tablet
  • WTF :- F1 Racing
  • Chalo daaru peete hain :- Vijal Mallya
And finally
  • The most decent guy :- Navdeep Garg
Yours insincerely
Navdeep Garg

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